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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

ANOTHER UQUIZ IS HERE!!!

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majesticduxk

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

soupernabturel

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

whitmerule

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

hazeldomain

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

prairiedust

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

hazeldomain

But do you pad across rooms? 

prairiedust

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

mittensmorgul

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

k-vichan

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

dorkilybeautiful

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

smarsupial

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

bettsfic

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

ao3feed-thorki

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

captofthesswolfstar

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

fortisfiliae

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

yourspecialeyes

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

worldoflis

when I tell you I cackled…